Desi ways to overcome 'papa ki thukai' after exam result

Almost all of us had our results out recently or are waiting for them. Some of us are already into depression and some of are suffering broken bones courtesy our Father's belt.

Here we have some Desi ways to overcome depression and body ache. 

Disclaimer: We do not guarantee that you will be safe after using these tricks. You might get more belts and hockey sticks than earlier. Use them wisely.

Blame - "Sab uski galti thi."

Blame someone else. Tell your parents that you got cold, cough, fever,cancer etc just before exams so you couldn't study.
Also, someone took all your notebooks, textbooks and study material just the day before exam. you had an attack on the day of exam. You can add many more. After all, we Indians are expert in blaming. ;-)

Reverse Sharma effect - 

For every Sharma Ji's son, there exists a Verma ji's son who scored less marks than you. Find him.

"Dad I got 53%. Verma uncle's son got only 49%. You must be proud of me instead of beating me."
However, this may increase the number of belts you were going to have from your father.

Listen to sad songs-

 Switch to Arijit Singh. On listening to his songs you will start remembering all the breakups you never had. As soon as your mind gets busy with heart breaks, you will forget your broken bones. Works great!

Listen to Dhinchak Puja ( or Justin Bieber)- 

Listen to Dhinchak Puja's Selfie Maine le li aaj or JB's baby. Listening to them gives a weird sense of satisfaction. You will be relieved and stress free.

For those who get a migraine after listening to these songs, that's great! You will forget your body ache and focus on your headache.

However, as we told you earlier we do not guarantee that you will not get beaten up by your father after using these tricks.

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